An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Mae West

Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I have others.

Groucho Marx

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

Mae West

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

Mae West

Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all.

Mark Twain

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

W. C. Fields

God's noblest work? Man. Who found it out? Man.

Mark Twain

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance; but a good line is hard to resist.

Mae West

Don't worry about temptation; as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

Anonymous

Young men know the rules; but old men know the exceptions.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

We are not retreating; we are advancing in another direction.

General Douglas MacArthur

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Mae West

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day; and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Mae West

Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.

Cher